We are all Animals, kinda.

So I've came to the conclusion today that I find males who look like monkeys or have monkey arms to be very attractive. (By monkeys I mean apes, not technical I know).

I am a self proclaimed lioness: I'm a Leo. I'm protective. When I'm in a relationship with someone I truly adore, I want to make sure he is overly satisfied, sex wise. I'm fiesty, lovable, playful & very loyal.

Now, back to d00ds monkey-ing around. Idk what it is, either it's their ears, their silly faces, or them acting like goofs, but it's just so hot. And monkey arms, please. Nothing is better than a guy being able to wrap his arms around your body, twice. He can reach things easily too, yup. Okay maybe I can think of a couple things that are better than that, like pasta and a huge comfy bed. But that's besides the point.

I don't know why I'm saying all this, I'm so weird.
But Jersey Shore is on, adiossssss!


xoxo :)

Couple things...

1. I drink SO much water.
2. The song "Bon Bon" by Pitbull has been stuck in my head for the past 2 damn days. I don't even understand what the hell he is saying either.
3. My cat just ate a moth.
4. 'MMA or UFC' girls are tricksters. 90% of them are either beat or chubby, gross. Watch out Twitter world!
5. Girls, when guys ask you to come over and watch a movie, he means come over and have sex with his best friend in his pants. Get serious already girls.
6. Thigh highs are a girls best friend.
7. This California weather is bullshit, I'm waiting for another earthquake!
8. Weinerdogs running in little t-shirts could be the fucking cutest thing ever!

Goodnight everyone :)
xoxo

Hot As Balls

So today was fucking HOT. 102 degrees to be correct. That is bullshit, and tomorrow it's supposed to be even hotter! All I wanna do is swim in a nice pool, eat a ton of burgers and have a day off.
I had a shoot with the lovely Natalia Mantini! Everyone should follow her and check out her blog :)
https://twitter.com/nataliabrutalia
http://thehundreds.com/meow/

My cat is bugging the absolute shit out of me. He purposely comes in my room and balls his head off, all because he wants a lint roller sheet. Crazy annoying cat.

The grass is always greener...

East Coast Bound!

I'll be leaving for the east coast tomorrow night! Toooooo excited! Gonna be in Pennsylvania, Connecticut and NYC! Can't wait to post all the pictures and awesome shananigans with what goes downnnn! Major major major special thanks to Thomas Carr! Everyone should follow him via twitter :)

http://twitter.com/tcarr184
http://twitter.com/UnfilteredMMA


Toodles for now! xoxo



Did I really just say 'toodles' .....

Summer Time

Oh the joy of beautiful, fun California summer.
Doesn't get much better than this:


I'm super happy with pools, BBQs, Disneyland, Walking With Dinosaurs and good friends! :)