1. I drink SO much water.
2. The song "Bon Bon" by Pitbull has been stuck in my head for the past 2 damn days. I don't even understand what the hell he is saying either.
3. My cat just ate a moth.
4. 'MMA or UFC' girls are tricksters. 90% of them are either beat or chubby, gross. Watch out Twitter world!
5. Girls, when guys ask you to come over and watch a movie, he means come over and have sex with his best friend in his pants. Get serious already girls.
6. Thigh highs are a girls best friend.
7. This California weather is bullshit, I'm waiting for another earthquake!
8. Weinerdogs running in little t-shirts could be the fucking cutest thing ever!
Goodnight everyone :)
xoxo